Little Johnny Being a Smart Fellow

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little johnnyA teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.

The first little boy says, “Alligator.”
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats f—–g batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”

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