We all have stories that are really about dates from hell. This is one of the more strange ones that I’ve been on.
Dates From Hell – Another True Story
I have been on a hell of a lot of dates, some ended well, others well not so well. This is the story of one that went not so well.
I had been working in an industry, where you get to meet a lot of really attractive office workers of the opposite sex.
One of the benefits of being in sales, I guess. Working in a small industry in a large town, you got to know the suppliers well, and sometimes their customers were also yours.
How the date came about
I had been invited out for dinner, by one of my suppliers. Obviously, I asked who else was going. There were two customers from my industry and three customers from another.
It just so happened, one of the 3 customers, was a customer of mine. Their office administration worker was a smoking hot 20-something-year-old. I had been sweet about her for quite a while.
The supplier who asked us all out told me that he had also invited her out. As he knew I was sweet on, as my date for the night, as others were bringing their partners.
The date started fine
The start of the night was fantastic, we had numerous bottles of wine, numerous platters of food, and a lot of laughs.
As the night progressed I got really close to her. Making her the focus of attention, she was seemingly receptive to it, but the dinner was quickly coming to an end.
I was quick thinking and asked who wanted to kick on to the clubs, 5 or 6 said yes. I made a point of asking her if would she like to come out.
She said yes, I thought great I am in with a chance. As we went through the clubs, she got closer and closer to me, and our crowd was thinning more and more.
It ended up just 3 left, the supplier and the secretary with me. We made it to the outside of the night club, I had the secretary whispering in my ear, what she was planning to do to me when she took me home.
Where the date turned to hell
As we were waiting around outside the club, with one of the guys. We both noticed what appeared to be a passed-out drunk man laying down on a bus stop bench on his back. With a 20-dollar bill showing in his hands. We both looked at each other and turned away.
Now my date for the night had had quite a few drinks. She had noticed what we had both looked, and as she squealed in delight she made her way towards the drunken man.
Both I and the other guy yelled “Wait don’t do it “at the same time.
It was to-late she had reached out and grabbed the $20 bill. As she did, the drunk man sat bolt upright, 2 cops’ cars came screaming around the corner. She was placed in handcuffs.
Why it went wrong
Apparently, there had been a spare of muggings after hours at that club, and the police were trying to catch the bad guys in the act.
Now, after a night of promise, turned into a night alone in bed.
The girl spent the night in the lock-up, released the next day with a court appearance, and I had to write a witness and character statement for her.
Needless to say, I never saw her again. Dates from hell is another true story giving dating a bad name.
