Dates From Hell

| January 27, 2016 | Reply

Dates From HellI have been on a hell of a lot of dates, some ended well, others well not so well.  This is the story of one that went not so well.

I had been working in an industry, where you get to meet a lot of really attractive secretaries.  (Benefits of being in sales I guess), and working in a small industry in a large town, you got to know the suppliers well,   and sometimes their customers were also yours.

I had been invited out for a dinner, by one of my suppliers, when I asked who else was going.  There were 2 customers from my industry, and 3 customers from another.  It just so happened, one of the 3 customers, was a customer of mine, and their secretary was a smoking hot 20 something year old.

The supplier who asked us all out, told me that he had also invited the secretary that he knew I was sweet on, as my date for the night, as others were bringing their partners.

The start of the night was fantastic, we had numerous bottles of wines, numerous platters of food, and a lot of laughs.

As the night progressed I got myself close to the secretary, and made her my focus of attention, now she was seemingly receptive of it, but the dinner was quickly coming to an end.

I was quick thinking, and asked who wanted to kick on to the clubs, 6 or 7 said yes, including the secretary, I thought great I am in with a chance.  As we went through the clubs, she got closer and closer to me, and our crowd was thinning more and more.

It ended up just 3 left, the supplier and the secretary with me.  We made it to the outside of the night club, I had the secretary whispering in my ear, what she was planning to do to me, when she took me home.

As we were waiting around outside the club, I and the supplier both noticed what appeared to be a passed out drunk  man laying down on bus stop bench on his back, with a 20 dollar bill showing in his hands.  We both looked at each other and turned away.

Now the secretary had noticed what we had both looked, as she squealed in delight she made her way towards the drunken man. Both I and the supplier yelled “Wait don’t do it “at the same time.

But it was to-late she had reached out and grabbed the $20 bill, as she did, the drunk man sat bolt upright, 2 cops cars came screaming around the corner, and she was in handcuffs.

Apparently there had been a spare of muggings after hours at that club, and the police were trying to catch the bad guys in the act.

Now, after a night of promise, turned into a night alone in bed, sitting on my hand for five minutes (blokes you know what I mean)

The girl spent the night in the lock up, released the next day with a court appearance, and I had to write a witness and character statement for her.

Needless to say, I never saw here again.

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