A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. (more…)
For Cigar beginners is might seem a little unusual to tell you that your can use the Ashes to Determine the Quality of Your Cigar.
If you are a new Cigar smoker, the different styles and sizes of cigars can seem mind-boggling. It really helps to know that all cigars can be divided into two broad categories: parejos and figurados.
Parejos refers to cigars that are basically straight. They are subdivided into three categories: coronas, panatelas, and lonsdales. Coronas come in a variety of styles and famous brands. They are known as cigars with an ‘open foot’ (or tip) and a rounded head. Panatelas are generally longer than coronas, are thinner. Lonsdales are also longer than coronas, but are thinner than panatelas. (more…)
So Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
“First, you must wear a diaphragm.” Cinderella agrees. “What’s the second condition?”
“You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.” (Ouch that would hurt!)
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up. Finally at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking lover-struck and *VERY* satisfied.
“Where have you been?” demands the fairy godmother. “Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago !!!”
“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”
“I know of no prince with that kind of power ! What was his name?”
“I can’t remember, exactly …….. Peter Peter something or other….”
Up in the hills, this is how they do Vasectomies, and if he DOES get it started, there will be one less moron out there breeding more !
Supplied by – Bowie
From time to time we enjoy a beer, you know after a hard days work. BEER has been called the necture of the Gods, OK !! maybe a little far fetched, but most men love a cold beer, and even better a beer with mates. So we wanted to look at some the reasons WHY, Beer is such an ingrained part of our culture.
BEER in A Social context
Many social traditions and activities are closely associated with drinking beer, such as playing cards, darts, or other games. The consumption of beer in isolation and excess may be associated with people drinking away their troubles, while drinking in excess with company may be associated with binge drinking. (more…)
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Blokeworks was started, with the thought of creating a digital mancave, we wanted to create a online website that gave the best of everything about men for both men and women to enjoy. We never really wanted to use this as a platform to run down or belittle other people or to pass comment on some political happenings somewhere in the work. But with the horrific gang rapes that recently reached headlines, and this little out of the way article on Mamamia What happened to this girl has divided a small town. But not in the way you’d think. We decided we wanted to put forth our thoughts about what it means to be a man, and how we measure them.
The Unbending Truth and Principles of Manhood (more…)
The new “Playboy”: Bartender’s Guide, Whether you’re a professional mixologist or just someone who wants more than cheap wine and six-packs at their parties, Playboy: Bartender’s Guide is the ultimate handbook for an-evening of ‘spiritual’ indulgence. This is the book that really has thought of everything you could possibly need to know about alcohol what types exist, how to present them, the right drink for the situation and more than a few alternatives. The guide takes you right through the preparation and serving of cocktails, from the right cocktail equipment to glasses, garnishes, ice, measurements and even the right-canapes to enhance your drink and that’s before you get to over 1400 cocktail recipes, organised by base spirit so you can select the right group for your particular tastes with ease. Chapters on the history, types and serving of wine been and sake are interspersed with the recipes to ensure that your bar and wine cellar contains as much as your cocktail menu. For the hardcore ‘playboys’, the drinks are also grouped by ‘serving suggestion’ drinks to take on picnics, to serve on board your cruise ship and on the ski slopes. So dive into an Alabama Splash by the pool, and go right through to the Yellow Parrot and the Zaza on your jungle cruise, with this fabulous array of drinks to suit every possible palate.
ÖK, we just watched this, we laughed, we cried, and maybe a little pee came out. It would have to be a very surprising movie. Former collegiate wrestler Scott Voss (Kevin James) is a 42-year-old, apathetic high school teacher. When budget cutbacks threaten to cancel some of the school’s programs and lay off its music teacher (Henry Winkler), Scott creates a scheme to raise money by moonlighting as a mixed martial arts fighter. Everyone thinks Scott is crazy – most of all the school nurse, Bella (Salma Hayek). In his quest, Scott gains something he never expected as he inspires his students and becomes a sensation that rallies the entire school.
